'Unprofitable' Justice League to be Dismantled Immediately
Superheroes told to Stand Down Indefinitely. The Whitehouse Press Corps was left dumbfounded this evening as the new Administration announced an Executive Order instructing the complete and immediate dismantling of the Justice League. This includes Cease and Desist orders, effective immediately, issued against founding members Superman, Wonder Woman and Batman. Since 1960 the League has enjoyed unparalleled success protecting the USA and it allies. Despite its relative autonomy and the invincibility of its members, the League has remained politically impartial, countered threats with proportionate responses and prized justice over vengence or punishment. Superior alien technologies enables the League to protect earth at very little cost making it exceptional value for money. The Administration's motives were unclear until the President made the following announcement; "For far too long, the fine men and women of the Justice League - and I like t...